I see you’re on the stupid end of the spectrum.

Do you often leave the raw meat you feed them out for days while covered in bacterial slobber?

Interesting. It seems the kind of moron that takes their rage out on a whole school is also the kind of moron that makes a chatbot think for them, who knew?

Popeye’s depends on location. I’ve had some amazing Popeye’s and some “holy shit how do you fuck up a chicken tender” experiences.

Above average chicken tenders at significantly above average prices and so many screaming kids you’ll not be able to hear yourself think.

Litter mats are game changers, get one yesterday.

I’ve always thought the same, then after looking up if there’s a gene that makes horseradish taste like medicinal ass I found out there is and guess what it also does for alcohol.

Libertarian Superman lives in a doomed universe for a reason.

Yes, I took pathology courses for my degree.

Anyone that doesn’t clean them at least once a day is somewhere on the stupid<->abusive spectrum.

That cost me $150 in 2020

Nah. Young people just see an old and call them a boomer.

It’s a decent reminder that the kids are not alright.

“Of course not, I’m Russian.”

This is unironically true. You can call it Eurasia if you’re feeling charitable to the pale demons.

You want to ride a cheeto dick, bitch.

I don’t normally kink shame but quite frankly I think Natalie Harp here deserves it.

I need this emoji

It might unironically be a good way to explain gender roles to idiots?

I think you will find that Ahab actually quite loved that big Dick

“Why did you tell such a dark story in a children’s cartoon?”

“To sell a new line of toys to children.”