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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Simple example from yesterday: My stupid pixel 8 phone has a green line on the screen. I look up how to get warrantee and think “wow, at least Google knowing everything about me will be helpful in this case” and after a few misdirects to garbage online user forum to try and get me to solve this problem myself I get prompted with “which device is the problem?”

    Google pixel 8

    Some camera I had but was stolen, and google knows this because they refused to replace it even though I went through the bother to report it stolen to police because they claim they will send a new one

    So I click the phone next page says “this phone?” -serial number

    Click

    That you bought on this date from us?

    Click

    Good news it’s under warranty! Would you like to start the process?

    Thought I’d already started it but… Click

    Please enter the serial number or IMwhatever code. Click here for instructions on where to find this on your phone.

    … Click back 2 pages, copy and paste the # they told me

    WRONG CODE

    take the space that was at the front for some reason

    Great! Here are the next steps…

    Me: wtf is this garbage…






  • Chip_Rat@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksSo true
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    3 months ago

    Toronto had Zanta, a guy who wore red boxers, black boots and a Santa hat and did pushups on top of mailboxes and flexing while shoutting at passersby. If you knew him it was a fun spectacle but for most people he was aggressive and basically a creep.

    He was mentally ill for sure, and had a pretty long sad story.

    Any Zanta experts please speak up if you’d like to add more context. Pretty sure someone wrote a book or comic about the guy.









  • Are you keeping up with the Commodore?

    My dad was showing us all Moon Shuttle for the 64, some old game he’d never played. And then he pulled out a chip he called “the shadow” that I guess has a history to it. It was a replacement for another chip you’d plug it into the hard drive to… Copy games? But they didn’t work or they didn’t make enough? He even showed me his thermal printed complaint letter he wrote explaining how long he waited and how many times he was fobbed off.


  • While I have to suffer the canned variety most of the time, a good cheesy pineapple onion black olive pizza is a very good thing. Or pineapple with any spicy ingredients.

    Growing up there was a pizza place in my home town that had a house pizza. The primary thing was the crust was almost… crackery? Dry and crispy (it was just a family owned restaurant, don’t know if they had a pizza oven). The toppings were pineapple, green olives, crumbled/very fine dice ham, onion… I wish I could remember if that’s all. It was an amazing pizza and I regret they closed and I can never have it again :(