BucketBong

Dolly taught me to be a decent person, Henry Rollins taught me how to deal with bigots and fascist.

They’re lucky Dolly taught me how to be a decent person.

Took me way too long to notice that was a dogs belly.

Dude, he’s like 903.5B times richer than me.

Yeah, now I’m just gonna get screenshots of this app.

That’s why I glue mine to my sandwich.

It is tho, a homophobe can say what they want and I can call them a bigoted piece of shit. That’s a 2 way street. Now if they could say what they wanted and I couldn’t say what I wanted, that’s a one way street.

So I can call a bigoted homophobe a bigoted homophobe, and they can say what ever unintelligent crap they want.

Consequences of actions is more of a one way street, something bigoted assholes can’t mentally understand.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall when these scummy cunts are away from Trump.

I mean, what else are we supposed to do?

Don’t speak for me, I don’t know who the fuck you are, you’re just a single weird name in a pool of weird names. You are just text with no soul, as far as I know, you’re just binary pretending to not be.

That kid has no clue how correct he is.

What is this something that is telling you these things? Is it in the room with you?

That happens when you’re a dickless pussy.

Because it’s a little known fact that Kenny G owns all the elevator Sound systems in the world.

The torrentino add-on is what you want.

He distracts the cops with his pants and Jedi Mind tricks them into letting him go.

You can see why his school thought that about him.

That would make a great scp, a cabin that turns you into the Unabomber .