If they smoked, they’d be dead.

I wouldn’t have to look at them anymore.

So… my focus is more on the implications of this.

A dictator tells his people the women in his country need to have more kids.

That could be really really really bad.

Like,… hundreds of thousands of women strapped to machines bad.

why yes I’d like to buy all of your towels

…sir, um.

now I’d like to sue you for fraud!

They’re all $400 six months after release.

Here’s my piracy shtick.

I beat half of Blasphemous on a pirated copy then I bought it, moved the save file and kept playing.

Criteria: I like the game. I’ll probably play it again in ten years and I want to support the devs.

What would’ve happened if I never pirated it? I’d be saying the same thing about someone else’s game.

rifftrax - the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew keep this going and release commentary every now and again.

RedletterMedia has done a few.

Cinemassacre have done a few.

sigh of relief

Normies and their friends.

Ahhh see I had everything backed up already. Shit. I should’ve tried it after deleting something. I figured it would find a button and be asked where I wanted to put the file. Share kinda works for that.

Every complaining gaming article should end with: "…or, just play indie games. Problem solved!’

Why are microtransactions…-

Just play indie games.

Why this horrible bundle deal…-

Just play indie games.

Here’s 45 reasons why this game misinterpreted gender issues…-

Just play indie games

This remaster could’ve just been DLC…-

Just play indie games

Nvidia…-

Just play indie games

See, I did all that… and then audio broke. So, I couldn’t anymore, man. I probably could’ve copied the install, kept it updated and held it for a resolution but I just don’t demand that much from my builds anymore really. I went with Mint with XFCE and haven’t had a single issue since install. I’m good. If it comes down to Ubuntu’s base, a lot more eyes will be on the problem and I’ll sort it out then.

I quit using Arch after about ten years of using it because Team Fortress 2 quit working and none of the resolutions on protondb fixed my issue.

Priorities, people.

It’s a slow ten minutes

Why bother? You can get an sbc PC with a decent agpu, throw SteamOS on it and have the little PC console of your dreams. There’s a few good 6600U ones online. $300-$400. You’d dwarf the library of an arm console limited to Android, even with emulation.

Fuck the running shoes too.

I also /s

I hate I have to spell it out. Not necessarily to you but… come on, internet.

the business

themselves.

Fuckin kill him!

I’m half in on Ash being directly inspired by Monkey D. Luffy.

Characters that say or do things that seem insane to other people but it makes perfect sense to them. Being an oddball but more like you’re from another planet more than being flat out wrong.

Aang from Avatar fits this mold pretty well too.

They bought the ticket, but don’t want the ride for some reason.