BringMeTheDiscoKing

The point in shitting on HP is to shit on HP. Not sure what other point you’re looking for. Are you concerned that people are going to start feeling sympathetic?

They’re not protecting you from Tiktok. They are protecting their interests from China.

I have a brother multifunction laser printer scanner thing. It is a cheap piece of crap with flaky wireless.

Unlike the HP printers I’ve had or worked with, with the Brother I feel like I at least get what I pay for… but it’s a pretty low bar.

I will happily upvote anything that rags on HP printers, I don’t care how low effort it is. In fact, I would hate to think someone spent actual effort on anything HP related.

HP printers have been kicking puppies and insulting your mother for well over 20 years. Wait, they haven’t? Well, after a certain point a company has burned so much good will by making marginal printers, less-than marginal drivers and artificially differentiating inks and toners to such a degree it’s hard to see it as anything other than profiteering… pant pant …that nobody cares if it’s unfair or inaccurate.

Don’t buy HP. Think of the puppies. Think of your mother, for God’s sake!

Yep and there are also fairly cheap strictly photo printers (cheap compared to getting film developed, at least)

Kicks like a mule! Oh, sorry…

That’s still a ways off, you’ll ruin your pants.

Burgers it is!

Ce que tu dis est complètement faux.

And Ottawa! They matter too! Really!

This is just the Haudenosaunee with extra steps.

If that keeps you up you don’t deserve sleep

Just trying to save your pension!

JeaNA

I one heard ast describe Linux’s code quality as ‘marginal’ (presumably speaking of the kernel)

Of course, it was ast talking at BSDCan but still, harsh words from a master.

Bleach7295 fun fact: I used to think it was said ‘tangenitally.’ But that’s actually what you get on a nudist beach or something.

This has been a Bleach7293 fun fact.

wastefuk

If that was a typo, let it retroactively not be. Wastefuk is a great word, especially how you used it, which I read as adjectivizing ‘the habits of a Wastefuk.’

Don’t be a wastefuk, everyone. Make your coffee at home. But not with k cups.

Imagine replying to a comment that is clearly about relative impacts, and twisting it so that it sounds like the person you are replying to has some sort of fundamental deficiency in how they perceive the world.

How wonderfully ironic!

Seems to me it is when we are on the toilet that we are at our most reasonable.

I also know next to nothing about Taylor Swift, but if her “Swifties” want it, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s one of the first jet-setting celebs with a hydrogen or electric aircraft.

I think it would be smart PR, as well as ‘the right thing to do,’ for her to invest in some companies to help herself (and the rest of us) get to that point.

Is it a line from Yee’s latest tune?