Greed is good

You just forgot about the ice and cream portion didn’t you?

Remember, if you can’t light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

Organic food rots, ewww. Processed food can last forever, yayyyy!

Dinklefritz

Waterloo Grape is the closest to an actual sugar-soda taste I’ve had. Does a great job at fooling your mind and tastes like grape. I also like the Ginger-lime combos from them and Nixie. Ginger does a lot to add flavor.

“Ali Al-Shakati was the suspect, he was an asylum seeker who came to the UK by boat last year…” Does not read like restating a rumor

Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.

I’m pretty sure David Copperfield made it disappear few years earlier.

I fantasize about having a maid because I hate cleaning my house. Maybe they too find cleaning tedious.

The things I would buy with a trillion dollar credit limit! Probably a 2nd air fryer.

Don’t need to jailbreak, it already works with pirate sites with the right app

I just want it to stop interrupting my music because I got another spam email. Its either all notifications or nothing.

Just like a predator!

Traders don’t work, they gamble all day.

Last year I was like “camping in summer, I don’t need a thick blanket” then winter came for 1 night 🥶

The article seems to insinuate that he had just as large of a crowd in Atlanta but it was much smaller. They also state that his campaign rallies have been as big as ever but they too have been smaller.

Nearest grocery store is just a 50min drive

I think they just forgot that one on the way to the Capitol