Infinite fertilizer hack

I mean you don’t have to wear thigh high socks to use Linux. But they sure do look mighty cozy.

I’m so glad my win 10 rig stopped working and my son fixed it with a Linux os. Hopefully I’ll never have to update windows again, only wine 🍷. Never going back if i can help it! Never even got to experience the pleasure of win 11 lol

I tend to talk about my toots after I eat a can of spicy chili beans right out the can

an apple a day

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reddit: bans all the users

Lemmy: beans all the users

One time I was in line to piss before watching a Mastodon concert, and I really had to piss, and I stood in line with like 50 dudes waiting for ye olde washroom, and there was like two urinals and a stall. Well fuck me the stall was taken, so not wanting to be a rude dick to every other dude in line I tried to use the urinal. So I whipped out mah johnson, and it was pretty much like the comic, got pee shy, held it for like 30 I don’t know 45 seconds or something. Nothing. I’m like looking over my shoulder at this massive line of of dudes behind me. Fuck. So I just pretended to shake it, shoved it back into my pants and was miserable having to piss the whole Mastodon set.

I fucking hate having to piss in public around people. It’s so terrible.

Uh, Relevant username? (My DMs are open lol)

What the actual fuck?..

I thought I invented this or something, now I have to reconsider my entire life… I literally used to do this at work in a single stall bathroom but you never know when you might come out and there might be a line of even one person let alone four or five and they’re like what the hell you doing in there buddy. But seriously some psychological stuff like that can get you over the hump sometimes. It’s really something to consider if you are having problems. I’d prefer to sit down all together, I do all the time at home, but public restrooms, yeah, not unless it’s an emergency in the other department.

Now though, it’s mostly prostate and bladder issues at 43, but hey, if that’s the worst of my problems I guess hell, It could be worse. I mean it’s not necessarily the least of my problems but hey, I guess if (trying) to piss standing up is what I’m up against, at least I’m still upright to try, right?

Fuck I don’t know where I was going with this but anyway yeah I guess I’m not the only one lol

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I thought we upgraded to nano plastics.

I mean, do the tshirt and sweatpants vibe together? Or at least with the carpet on my bedroom floor ;p

This is such a great thread and I’m really glad to be here for it. I hope to have, uh, interesting dreams when I finally fall out ;)

Homegrown grass is always the best, especially with organic nutrients and if it’s flushed properly ;p

I’m pretty sure I’ve noticed thigh highs are more lemmy style :p

Someone call funhole lol

Bro I’m pretty sure it’s a gorilla my friend

This is totally my mood today