So you don’t vote to make a point? And that point is that you’re screwed for at least the next 4 years? Good call

The Macintosh one is wild

“6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on 5 percent of the roads."

Yeah, I know but technically it’s a particip form.

‘‘The working/workers speak new languages’’

So basically programmers are pornstars?

The last one really really sucks

Well I paid for the ad free subscription but they sent an email that that doesn’t exist anymore and my subscription will cancel itself this month. Guess it wasn’t profitable enough… And that stinky move is why I won’t pay anymore.

This seems like a good starting point

Or… you could arm wrestle whilst pushing your processed food out of your sewer canal, making good use of that extra force.

Well, at University, we learned that students retain more of what they’re learning, when writing. Our brains are not fully adapted yet to process typed input as well as written.