If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.

Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I’ll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

And some of us have been for over 3 years…

25 bah! As an older millennial allow me to say they peaked at Dragonball Z. YOU HEARD ME.

I agree with some of what you said but not all of it. So I don’t agree, uh, all the way? One hundred percent? With the totality of your statement? There’s gotta be a better way to say that.

Yeah people on the Internet are too quick to anger, so I’m told.

Also, Leviathan? 100%. And my only problem with Dusti Rose is the “I”.

Fuck you Wolfgang Atreides is money. I’d follow that baby into battle.

I guess I’m a rightwing pod caster now.

My sister had a lot of cats. We stopped being clever naming them, they got names like “Orange Short Hair”, etc.

Except this one cat that otherwise looked like 2 others, except it had these amazing tufts of hair coming out of its ears, so we named him Ears. Then we found out he was deaf… but we had already named him Ears, so it stuck.

Yeah that’s fair. I sidestepped the google issue by creating a new account not used for anything else but the box but that’s not a perfect solution either.

I have the $20 Walmart one, no need for flashing anything, it let’s you install 3rd party apps out of the box. I googled guides online for recommended apps and it took all of 20 minutes to get my own loader, etc set up with just the apps I want installed.

Then you’re streets behind, sorry I don’t make the rules.

“ex cop…at his bar” Yep, that rings true.

Goth cucumber is modern slang, obvs. That lady is clearly streets ahead.

Porque no los dos?

Its hard coming up with ideas to keep my OnlyFans fresh.

I don’t fold them in on themselves, that stretches them slightly and I don’t like it, I just put one sock all way down into another sock, like the 1 sock was wearing the other sock!

I “fold” my socks by putting one sock fully into the other sock (picture wearing 2 socks on 1 foot). This way they are together and they don’t get stretched out.