@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!
Do I have to? I describe badly
@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!
@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.
@FlyingSquid IRTA Pound Fish
@ObviouslyNotBanana That is a puffer fish, yes?
@zephyreks Yeah, right. Claim it for God when I work so hard for it!
@Mr_Mofu Why did you allow him to shit on the table in the first place? Litterbox!
@Gormadt Faith in humanity … Restored [y/N]
@Starshader
Winnie the Pooh isn’t yellow. That was done to him by lazy Disney coloring artists in the fifties. That’s capitalism for ya ;)
Never apologize for what you call a dictator, unless you call him a friend.
@velox_vulnus
@The_Picard_Maneuver Hmmm… Let me find my tarot cards. I’m not allowed to sacrifice goats anymore.
@JSens1998 What’s the point of slutty Halloween costumes otherwise? They’re not meant for minors.
@Wats0ns Captcha: 3WOC73M
See, I’m not a robot. Told ya!
@FARTYSHARTBLAST WOOMANNN!
@Depress_Mode O no… this triggered the jukebox that lives in my head:
“Cyber woman get away from me(hee)!
Cyber woman let me be(hee)!”
@Masimatutu “NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE!”
@Manifish_Destiny So, put on your long gloves and let’s find out! Don’t forget to lube.
@sjmarf They don’t look happy about.
“WTF Mark! Legs? We have other problems. You can’t even beach!”
@cuerdo For that joke you are getting a demerit!
@return2ozma