The number of tankies in this thread is just epic

Isn’t “Arbeitsnehmer” one who takes labor? I would think the worker gives his or her labor, and the industrialist takes it.

… and other fairy tales

I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.

I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

Yeah, that’s not a danish, that’s an entire cake. It’s 14 ounces.

Around 2004-5 I regularly stayed at a large chain hotel near Tucson airport (something like Doubletree, but I’m not sure if it was that one). They charged a daily fee for the phone in your room. Not for using it, mind you, just for the phone being there. And no, they did not have rooms without phones.

Pretty sure Hilton will just sell you one

I don’t think the step- relations are to hide incest. I think it’s a lazy way to create situations where two people are alone together. Otherwise you’d have to go to tired tropes like pizza delivery, or visiting plumber, etc.

I’m at 17, no lie.

What if we plugged the holes with the corpses of the workers we had to sacrifice to achieve a hole-free hull?

I agree with your friend, I’ve been in the same job. But I also return my cart.

During the 2022 cycle I made the mistake of donating to a lefty cause, and this year I was getting up to twenty (20) grifting emails a day. Just a few well-crafted email filters later, it’s down to zero. For texts, as soon as one comes in it’s “block and report as junk”. I’ll keep this up until I have every fucking number in the US listed as junk I don’t care.

Por que no les dos?

Unfortunately, I think they do look upon us as boomers.

I just want to add that OP goes straight from Boomers to Millenials, ignoring Gen X as usual.

WHERE IS IT

Zeno. The name is Zeno.

Kanopy. You log in with your library card number, and you get 4 free movies and other media each month.

Nah, his gentlemans sausage has the diameter of dental floss.