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Cake day: November 28th, 2023
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Just like Tom Cruise’s middle tooth
3·2 years agoAll the flavor is in the head.
Here comes the airplane.
7·2 years agoI like being spoiled.
And I baked a crusty loaf of sourdough bread this morning.
You and your dance instructor should hang out and take molly together.
What can a straight, white guy do to prepare?
Becoming some random six-year-old would be pretty jarring
That’s what killed Elvis fyi
Two other words: Eat vegetables.
12·2 years agoThe problem with a pedophile marrying a child is that it’s all downhill for the next seventy or eighty years potentially.
Dr. Steamboat Willie: “Take off your pants and put them on the chair with mine.”
If you’re American and don’t have health insurance, you can often find amateurs who will give you an exam for a couple of drinks.