Only if they’ve asked you to, are knighted, or are your superior officer

I reckon it’s way too generic to sue over

I like to think he just wasn’t smart enough for granularity, but he probably had us all fooled.

We started with a “zero paw rule” for tables. Our cat, ever the rascal, started to sit on our laps with his front paws on the table propping himself up. It was so cute we had to change it to “two paw rule”. That, of course, turned out to be a legal slippery slope.