Hmmm I wonder why the fuck that is

Mostly city kids arguing on the internet, I’d imagine.

Found one

Eh there’s really only 2 players in the browser game right now

She plays it for 3 hours a night

“wtf are you on about? Oranges have been banned for 10 years.”

“I’m eating one right now.”

“You’re a liar, prove it.”

“I’m not going to take a picture of myself for you. What kind of idiot thinks oranges are banned?”

“Oh yeah, prove they’re not.”

“Prove oranges aren’t banned by the government? How the fuck?”

“See, I rest my case”

“You fucking idiot…[3 hours of research and case law into it being legal to eat an orange] here you happy?”

“Oh well they banned them in my country (of 6 people).”

Have you ever heard the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

In this thread: people who don’t understand what power is.

I always try to remember this. SOMEONE is an absolute idiot in situations like this, but it’s not always the most obvious one.

Also: someone going super slow in the fast lane. It’s not always the car in front of you, especially if it’s a big car. Sometimes there’s a little car in front of em.

My money is on totally sober moron

They don’t. It’s like those “wait, bananas aren’t supposed to be spicy?” moments. You probably have a mild allergy.

Exactly. I’ve been playing Bethesda games for ages, news like this makes me happy they’re keeping the stuff that works.

Because - and this is the only real answer you’ll get - Starfield is “cool” and “normies” are looking forward to it. Therefore, the “real gamers” must hate it, ESPECIALLY before actually playing it.

Same shit you see in any niche community. Buncha nerds hating on anything too big or popular.

Privacy? What’s that??

• people

Or more accurately, the military wouldn’t want you if you are too smart.

You’re mixed up, that’s US police, not US military.

It’s the half you probably don’t want to be on anyway. Automated censorship is shitty.

If it’s not obvious, that’s another yikes.

That’s why it’s so juicy, they’re all such terrible people we don’t have to pick sides

Yikes.

You’re probably one of those people who has a mild allergy or has your brain wires crossed, like those people who think cilantro tastes like soap.