If you’re talking about the TikTok video of her reading Twitter comments, it’s a filter that’s pinching her nose. She doesn’t actually look like that.

You have the strangest manner about you, dude. Is there no one on your home planet that can help with this?

Señor Armstrong? I have no idea why I love that so much. It immediately elevates him somehow in my mind. “Introducing Señor Aureliano (Stretch) Brazo-Fuerte!”

Dude. I stand corrected and I apologize. I am generally incredulous on the internet as a rule, and I figure my defenses were particularly high given the sort of woo-woo shit that comes with a post like this.

Sorry. If it counts for anything I learned a metric fuckton from this exchange.

“Most survivors had a favourable neurological outcome.” Fascinating. I suppose I stand corrected on many points here. Thanks for the link!

For the record, I still roundly call bullshit on OP’s claim here :) Feels like dying in a snow drift or something would be a detail they’d include.

Oh, I can assure you with the utmost confidence that you were not dead for half a hour. If you’re going to make something up, at least do a little googling beforehand.

Amazing. You have convinced me that all those things were done by the CIA and that I am uninformed and quite foolish. How astonishing. You are very clever and special.

What on earth are you babbling about? Jesus.

Extremely valuable and informative /s

serious questions then:

What’s a better mathy adjective to describe what OP meant by “exponential”?