hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 17 days agoApex friend?sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1472arrow-down17
arrow-up1465arrow-down1imageApex friend?sopuli.xyzhydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-217 days agoAll of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·17 days agoI am a meat popsicle
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·17 days agoYou’re not classified as human?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·17 days agoThis is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.
minus-squarejettrscga@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 days agoThis feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 days agoPeople can surprise you sometimes, it’s one of our superpowers.
All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).
I am a meat popsicle
You’re not classified as human?
Negative
This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.
This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.
People can surprise you sometimes, it’s one of our superpowers.