• Fallenwout@lemmy.world
    22·
    6 months ago

    Imagine hitting a dent in that bulge. Metal doesn’t dent back out, I’ll be a struggle to walk or strip your armor while it is crushed the entire time.

    It is today’s equivalent to catching it between your zipper.

    • AlolanYoda@mander.xyz
      46·
      6 months ago

      Easy. Just get an erection to force the metal back out.

      I can’t wait to find this comment in my history after having forgotten the context.

      • Empricorn@feddit.nlEnglish
        20·
        6 months ago

        Or to see it as Google’s “AI Overview” recommendation for knights and armorers.

    • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
      1·
      6 months ago

      …and now all I can think about is Warren, from There’s Something About Mary, chasing an armored knight Ted around yelling, “BANGERS & MASH!!! BANGERS AND MASH!”