• NegativeInf@lemmy.world
    521·
    5 months ago

    “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move”

    • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world
      111·
      5 months ago

      Alternately:

      “The Big Bang creates the universe as we know it. The protons, neutrons, and electrons that will eventually compose Transformers are formed, ruining it forever. A Thursday.”

      (via)

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
      5·
      5 months ago

      I think there is a happy medium between that and ‘we should never have left the oceans’ and that happy medium is ‘before nuclear fusion.’