Australia.
Mind the drop bears.
Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.
They’re called that for a reason, after all
Is that Reginald?
It happens …
So what you’re saying is…bring a koala with me the next time I break in somewhere?
*koalas
Yes, that will confuse the police twice as much!
As the age-old adage goes, “If there’s koala shit, you must acquit.”
Koala roams, we stay home
Your chances of getting killed by a koala are low but never zero.
Only the best kind.
Homicide at the zoo, maybe?
must be a hydroponics gum tree lab
Eucalyse Legalyptus
Just wear nice warm koala gloves when preforming crime?
I always wear my koala finger gloves when doing crime stuff.
Well, everything happened last Monday. It was a slow day, until…
Robbery at the decongestion lab
The dude seems to be living in blissful innocence not knowing anything about common koala tactic of falling from tree ass first on a victim underneath thus easily breaking neck.
Goddamit, I knew that coala framed me. The jury didn’t believe me though.
A zoo
