The rest of the Briefs family has underwear-themed names: his wife, Panchy (panties); his daughter, Bulma (or Buruma, for bloomers); his grandson Trunks and his granddaughter Bulla (or Bra). But Dr. Briefs never has a first name!
They should have called him Wychi, for tighty-whities.
Also because Dr. Wychi sorta sounds like Dr. Wily. Maybe that’s why he never got a name.
What if his first name is “Doctor” and he actually has zero real qualifications?