• Wage_slave@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Adult with free time and a good PC: I AM THE FUCKING KRAKKEN PREPARE THESE PIPES FOR C.O.D AND HD PORN

    I’ve never felt so imaginary jacked in my life. Like, multi jacked if you think about it. And I’m really Goro from Mortal Mombat, so that helps the jacked multiplier…

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        1 year ago

        Use your experience to dominate them tactically. I found it when playing high TTK shooters like Overwatch 2 I can still hold my own against them young’uns.

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      If you really want to experience the HD porn, get a Valve Index and Virt-a-Mate. You’ll never leave your room.