• IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip
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    Starfleets version of ‘good cop, bad cop.’

    SURRENDER?! I’LL MAKE YOU SURRENDER YOUR–

    Captain, let’s take a deep breath and do our count to five

    Inhales deeply, exhales slowly You’re right, diplomacy first…

    The aliens on the screen have widened eyes and fearful expressions with whispers in the background, “he has to have a handler, this guy’s nothing to fuck with.”