• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    22 hours ago

    I once bought a house with two mature, fruiting pear trees. I learned to quickly pick up any pears that fell to the ground, because if I didn’t, the pear juice would ferment under the skin, and become slightly alcoholic.

    Then wasps would pierce the skin, drink the juice, get drunk, and then chase around anyone who entered the yard. Apparently wasps are mean drunks.

    Didn’t know that previously, but not surprised. Wasps are dickheads on a good day.

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      21 hours ago

      The less popular bee movie part 2; it’s actually about wasps, who are asshole alcoholics, and instead of asking girls if they like the jazz, they start negging and groping them