Scientists at Stanford Medicine have unveiled a bold new kind of “universal” vaccine that could one day protect against everything from COVID-19 and the flu to bacterial pneumonia and even common allergens. Instead of targeting a specific virus or bacterium, the nasal spray vaccine supercharges the lungs’ own immune defenses, keeping them on high alert for months. In mice, it slashed viral levels, prevented severe illness, and even blocked allergic reactions.
Tell Kennedy it has cocaine and it’ll get approved
Alright
grabs shovel
A composition of cocaine, roadkill, raw milk and sewage water and he’s sold.
Mention added immunity from toilet seats for bonus points.
Compatible with any disgusting toilet seat that you may want to ingest anything off of, it’s really great. Top big time #1 Mr. President! sir! I am crying! I want to kiss you! Many people are saying!