Hi
Disclaimer/TW : Vibe-coded project. You can hate me and insult me over that and i will understand it. But please bear with me for a minute
I wanted to share this abomination.
Basically i have been making helmfiles to deploy stoatchat and lasuitenumérique (which i previously shared : https://jlai.lu/post/32413174 )
But people kept asking me “but where docker-compose, k8s too complicated”.
Instead of being the bigger person and maintain manually a separate compose.yml , i decided to overdo it myself and make an absolute ICBM of a script to kill a fly.
I checked, no one was stupid enough to go that far with such a project. Maybe it could ACTUALLY be useful for someone. So have fun with it.
How does it handle helm features that are not valid compose features? Silent failure or loud warning?
Depends. take a look at docs/infrastructure. There are things that just can’t be replicated with compose (autoscaling…), and some we can scam.