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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 17 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 17 hours ago
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  • TheRealKuni@piefed.social
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    When I worked at a restaurant we would occasionally play “America’s FAVORITE game show: DAUGHTER OR MISTRESS?”

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      We used to play daughter, hooker, wife.

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      We played a similar game. Mother, son, or lovers?

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      You mean “Dad or Daddy?”

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      And if your in Alabama it could be both! If your in Appalachia it’s always both!

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        deleted by creator

      • M137@lemmy.world
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        You’re*

        The irony…

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        As a former Alabama resident(It was a free house, and I am not a wise woman), that “could be” isn’t needed. Same way it’s not “they could be on meth”, they’re from Alabama, they’re on meth.

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          I mean… I’m from Alabama and not on meth.

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            Are you In Alabama when you posted that comment?

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              I was indeed. And even then: not on meth!

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                Double-check your control. Your baseline could be high due to cosmic meth background radiation.

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                Narrator: it turns out he was simultaneously both not in Alabama nor not on meth.

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                  ?

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                    I’m just shitposting now

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        Yeah, the rumors about Triplett are true.

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      Please don’t tell me this. I already worry when I am out at places with my daughter without my wife.

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        🤣

        There’s nothing wrong with being out with your daughter. The game is inspired by a 30 Rock scene where they say “I hope she’s his daughter” and then they kiss and it’s “I hope she’s his mistress!”

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        I went to my son’s back-to-school day once and brought my daughter with me (sophomore in high school at the time)

        One of the teachers assumed out loud my daughter was the mother, and I don’t know how many other teachers assumed it without saying anything.

        That was a deep and powerful cringe.

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      At dinner my husband and i often sit silently on our phones texting each other to play ‘What’s that relationship?’

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        I’m reminded of a time I was on a business trip to visit a remote office, and I had dinner with a woman that I worked with. Both of us are married, to other people, who were not present. We must have given off the right vibes, though, because the server asked if we wanted separate checks at the end.

        Or maybe they thought the date had gone REALLY badly.

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        In restaurants. Not so much at home. Though i do have a friend whose husband left her for his step sister.

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          Family gatherings must be fun

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