• Donkter@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    *cokes don’t explode for 6 hours

    “See? They say it couldn’t be done, but I did it and we’ve got colder Cokes than ever before!”

    *Cokes explode 2 hours later

    “The corrupt Biden policies have allowed radical antifa terrorists to destroy my cokes. The freezer should have never been that cold.”