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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Just be more efficient

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Just be more efficient

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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    There’s a reason that’s what we think aliens would do, and it’s because it’s what we would do if we found another inhabited planet.

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      It’s the same reason racists are afraid of being the minority race.

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      Is this also related to why we think aliens would want to fuck us?

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    Alien: “We’ll sodomise your young!”

    Me: “Well, you see…”

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    “Take us to your leader!”

    “Does that mean you’ll abduct them? If so, thanks!”

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    alien: whelp, I guess it’s this then:
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      I never noticed how caked up Neo’s podneighbor is. Pretty good for having never used your ass muscles.

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        Straight up badonk.

    • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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      Damn, that seems so much more comfortable than the way we currently torment ourselves while deluding ourselves into believing a fictional reality.

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      I’m super down

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    Pls send sexy plant aliens.

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    I have always said that if given the opportunity, I would sale out the human race to an alien invasion without a seconds hesitation. It truly can’t be any worse.

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      you dont have enough imagination

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Found Ye Wenjie

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      You sweet summer child.

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    Ohh please do come, we haven’t been concurred in a while and thigns are getting stale

    –the Tivolians

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    At least they have advanced technology.

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