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danielton@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

How to burn thousands of calories

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How to burn thousands of calories

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danielton@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Phantom_Engineer@lemmy.ml
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    Just start your car. It’s cheaper

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      False. Cars require registration. Match box doesn’t and gas station floors are unguarded.

      Not a lawyer, probably don’t listen to internet strangers.

      • Cabrio@lemmy.world
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        You can’t stop me from taking this as financial advice!

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    Pro tip: Don´t start playing with your cat when there is something on the stove, just don´t.

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      Too late, the cat is toast already.

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        Don’t start playing with your food, when your cat is on the stove.

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    converting calories into carbon hydrate charcoal

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    deleted by creator

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      Technically nobody said, that they are gone, just that they are burned

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        Isn’t that the same thing? Once one calorie is consumed it can’t be put back. That’s enthalpy baby, the ultimate reason why we all gotta die.

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    I just obliterated some chicken wings not longer than an hour ago when my toaster oven ignited some grease in the catch pan so I can relate to this.

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    Instructions unclear, I now have smoke inhalation.

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      deleted by creator

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        deleted by creator

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    So this is the secret locked away behind those paywalls . . .

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