Yeah those are fighting words even though my attorney advised me to not fight toddlers anymore.
Attorney got tired of you trying to sue every time you lost one of those fights, huh?
Medical bills are expensive my dude.
It’s all those lollipops you ate.
lmao, I hope you had a great holiday CumFart. Is it okay if I call you CumFart?
Sounds like you need a better attorney.
Free Hat!
Hat was attacked maliciously and unprovoked by a gang of babies in Westown Park. When that many babies get together, they can be like piranha!
Heck, if that were me I’d never be “done” being three!
Yeah fuck this I’m not done with 24 from 20 years ago yet
Little guy has shit figured out that even old people are just realizing.
Man, I miss hanging out with kids. I used to do a lot of babysitting as a young adult, and this made me feel nostalgic for those times.
I don’t plan on having kids myself, but my friends are starting to pop them out, so in the few years, there should be some small humans to have silly conversations with. I’m looking forward to it
“And when will that be?”
