• BossDj@piefed.social
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      1 day ago

      The one guy in the room

      “Let me grab the scissors real quick”

      “No need, I have a knife!”

      “Oh that’s okay, they’re in the drawer right here”

      “LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT”

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        13 hours ago

        I also carry a knife; it’s for when I’m NOT at (someone’s) home, typically when I buy some food that needs a little extra effort for eating, e.g. a loaf of bread, whole fruit, cheese, or just opening the package. And there’s a multitude of other rarer use cases.