I was really just saying it to amuse myself and other customers in earshot, it always cracks a smile.

So I was shocked shitless when I got that stupid mug haha

I don’t ask anymore because, ya know, that took the piss out of it lol

Edit, oh also, whenever I’m dealing with a self-checkout and the automated voice thanks me, I loudly proclaim “you’re welcome, magic box!” That one busts people up every fucking time