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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Bed head

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world
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    my name is Cow,
    and wen its nite,
    or wen the moon
    is shiyning brite,
    and all the men
    haf gon to bed -
    i sneak inside.
    i lik the head.

    • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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      Omg Yeats eat your heart out

    • xorollo@leminal.space
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      ❣️🐮👅🌝❣️

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    Ohhh, so that’s why it’s called a cow lick

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      Thank you for explaining the joke, it’s so much funnier now!

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        Do you read the comments before you read the post?

        I commented for those who wouldn’t have gotten it

        • macniel@feddit.org
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          Is this some kind of post meme survey?

  • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    Moosion Impossible

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Cows can actually be quite affectionate! Though they usually are much less stealthy, nor do they have access to block-and-tackle most of the time.

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      I would think in most bedrooms they could just walk in (they’re already on tiptoe) and lick. They’re tall enough, I mean.

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    i love this comic.

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      Indeed, but where’s the source?

  • Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social
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    This actually explains a lot.

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    Did you know it’s impossible to have a hairy ball without a cowlick

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      Lies. I have two hairy balls and I can’t find a cowlick on either of them. Checkmate, scientists.

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      Yes, but that’s a fully hairy ball. It doesn’t apply to heads because we have non-hairy bits

  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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    Another mystery solved.

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    You missed the stream of shit they emit pretty much constantly.

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