• Maggoty@lemmy.world
    19·
    21 hours ago

    Wait to get hit?

    I don’t think you’re doing it right.

    Step 1 make sure you have gap insurance.

    Step 2 never make more than the minimum car payment.

    Step 3 when your ready for a new car, side swipe a car on the left and drive into a brick wall on the right. Make sure there are no cameras.

    Step 4 enjoy your new car.

    Step 5 commit identity fraud so you can keep a low insurance premium!

    Step 6 do none of this because it’s all crimes. I really hope you read the instructions to the end before starting.

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
      2·
      6 hours ago

      I really hope you read the instructions to the end before starting.

      “Remove the diskette from its protective envelope” (it stayed in the box)
      “Take the diskette by one of its corners” (“What corners, it’s round?”)

    • Sneezycat@sopuli.xyz
      15·
      21 hours ago

      Hi, I followed your comment while reading it. I’m stuck after step 3, the police are asking lots of questions. Pls help.