The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 20 小时前Safety firstmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1415arrow-down13
arrow-up1412arrow-down1imageSafety firstmedia.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 20 小时前message-square96fedilink
minus-squareNotSteve_@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down3·19 小时前What the fuck are Americans doing?
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 小时前Shop worker: “Clear you’re weapon sir.” Customer: “Ain’t loaded.” Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.” Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.” Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·15 小时前I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·17 小时前“Well organized” “militia”
minus-squareTheThrillOfTime@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·19 小时前I ask myself this everyday
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 小时前Trying to convince each other that we’re “responsible gun owners”
What the fuck are Americans doing?
Shop worker: “Clear you’re weapon sir.”
Customer: “Ain’t loaded.”
Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.”
Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.”
Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”
I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.
“Well organized” “militia”
Dying, a lot
I ask myself this everyday
Trying to convince each other that we’re “responsible gun owners”