I’m still on pins and needles waiting for the Epstein plot twist and WW3.
Heard rumor of a crossover event with South America. They’ll try to reanimate Walt Disney so if possible to bring back a Nixon\Agnew ticket. They’re renaming the canal to the Van Halen Panama Canal. And build a wall all the way to Cape Horn and make everyone “go around the Cape like god intended”. Also something about a Earthica too.
Just like yesterday. And the day before that. And all last week. Well, ever since January, really. 2021? No, I meant 2025, but you have a point.
We haven’t even hit sweeps week yet.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN’T GET ANY DUMBER… (Trombone sound)…AMERICA KICKS IT INTO FIFTH GEAR.
THE MOST DRAMATIC EPISODE YET!! (sizzle sound)
And… the network cancels it. As usual.
On the contrary, it seems to evade getting cancelled at every turn. The fat cat has nine lives.
That’s ok. Another streaming service already picked it up. Truth Live
I heard the executives may extend the show and stretch out its death even though it was never good and its newer seasons have been especially lazy.
Seems like a good endless excuse. Rome didn’t fall in a day, it took many years
You did, however, have a climatic end the Republic series.
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
— T. S. Eliot
