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If you’d posted the Spanish version, you’d have done exactly what I came to the comments to do.
Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.
Yes
Uh, it’s her world and you’re just living in it, so why not quit messing it up and make yourself useful!
I only feed her, house her, and scoop her poop
So - totally lacking in pets, cuddles, being a sentient bed, treats, and more pets?
Mmmm hmm. Yep, that’s what her report says. checks out.
That face says either pet me right now or cease to exist.
Only my wife and daughter are graced with the opportunity to pet her. I’m only allowed to let her sniff my finger.
Then perish.
