• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    Some little kid thinks he’s found a chewable vitamin…

    Strips off his clothes and runs around the preschool hugging and biting people, yells gibberish at invisible kitties, then projectile vomits, rolls around the floor and falls asleep.

    But it’s preschool so nobody notices

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        Someone gave me a candy once and it was mdma without telling me.

        Fuck these people.

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          Is this a lie you told to your mom when you got caught doing drugs and now you just keep telling it? If you bit or sucked on an e tablet you’d be too busy retching to absorb any of it.

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          I do t believe that happened. Ecstasy is expensive for a single pill and you would know instantly it’s not candy because it tastes like under your sink smells.

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            Fr. Back in the day the way to “test” a pill when buying was to touch it to the tip of your tongue. If it was the most bitter horrible chemical ever, it was legit. XD

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              I still have an out pressed yellow BZP/TFMPP roll from my younger days, you’re totally right! I would lick that roll and then lick one of the tablets from the jar I bought, before test kits were a thing. I could tell immediately—if it was sour and horrible and burnt, it’d BZP… If not burnt and it just tastes like all your cleaning chems, it’s legit MDMA hahshs

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                Lol interestingly I take spironolactone, and no, it’s DEFINITELY not as bad as e.

                E causes like, a physical shudder of revulsion, it’s seriously horrible.

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                  Yeah I forgot that half of lemmy is on spiro lol. Ok more like a quarter, a lot of us are post op.

                  And good to know. Spiro remains the worst thing I’ve ever tasted and the mint didn’t help.