He was actually an ancient 14th century Aztec warlord, he, uh, didnt use it for shaving.
Murphy is the anglicized version of his name-wasnt discovered until america annexed the top half of California. Which is weird because he was discovered near what is now the Oregon border.
The Aztecs actually invented it, and only thousands of years later did it filter over to a Jewish tribe they traded closely with, many anthropologists now believe.
The two cultures didnt diverge until after this event, so im calling them Aztecs even though they were actually all Olmecs, who we know a lot more about than the precolumbian history of the Aztec and Mayan cultures.
It’s called Murphy’s Law. The best way to get an answer is not to ask the question but to say the wrong answer.
I’ve never been so delighted to play along!
Fun fact: that Cunningham is Ward Cunningham, the man who invented the concept of a wiki.
Whoosh.
I think you’re the whooshee here.
Exactly.
Whoosh.
A whoosh for everyone on this fine day!
Whoosh me daddy
Everyone should whoosh their hands.
Well done
No thats Murphys razor
Murphy didn’t need to shave, dummy, it was a genetic thing
He was actually an ancient 14th century Aztec warlord, he, uh, didnt use it for shaving.
Murphy is the anglicized version of his name-wasnt discovered until america annexed the top half of California. Which is weird because he was discovered near what is now the Oregon border.
Correct. It was for performing circumcisions.
The Aztecs actually invented it, and only thousands of years later did it filter over to a Jewish tribe they traded closely with, many anthropologists now believe.
This whole thread is making me uncomfortable. Also, it was the Mayans.
The two cultures didnt diverge until after this event, so im calling them Aztecs even though they were actually all Olmecs, who we know a lot more about than the precolumbian history of the Aztec and Mayan cultures.
We’re gonna learn so much when someone who knows about the topic reads this.
You almost got me cause I’m dumb haha
Hanlon’s law
Yes, there is absolutely nothing incorrect in your statement!