• laranis@lemmy.zip
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    19 hours ago

    ITT: People with legitimate reasons for long showers.

    Me over here: Just because I want to. It feels good. I’m paying the bill and I’ll stay in it as long as I’d like. I think, I daydream, I warm up on cold mornings, I cool off after long hot days, I listen to music or sing along while a warm rain dances its way to the drain. I can, and often do, shower and dress in 10 minutes, but I’m an adult damnit and if have the time and the desire I’m gonna hang out and sway gently while the steam fills the shower.

    Fifteen year olds: Masturbating. Lots of masturbating.

    • 𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zone
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      7 hours ago

      Fifteen year olds: Masturbating. Lots of masturbating.

      Also people older than 15. Significantly older. It’s a safe place in there.