• Bonus@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    I happened to, as a complete fluke, slam some hessher dude in the nuts when the whole class was inside playing dodgeball to avoid the rain, and a small melee erupted. He and two other half-shirted mulletheads attempted to jump me. It was like a nightmare, all of us windmilling, almost nothing connecting. One of my huge friends walked in and just started pounding on them and the next thing I know, my little sister was in there, jumping on their backs and punching them in the heads. My hipster-doofus cardigan buttons went flying. The coach could be heard yelling all our names Sisson, Westmoreland, Smith, Bonus, Bonus, stop fighting immediately! The whole thing was an accident (he jumped up to avoid what he didn’t see coming from multiple directions) and we all just laughed it off as we got suspended for three days each.