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minus-squarecall_me_xale@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down1·3 days agoMy favorite (paraphrased): Attorney: “You are absolutely certain that [victim] is dead?” Coroner: “Yes.” Attorney: “Were you there at the time of death?” Coroner: “No.” Attorney: “Then how can you be sure they’re dead?” Coroner: “Well, their brain is sitting in a jar on my desk, but I suppose the rest of them could be out practicing law somewhere.”
My favorite (paraphrased):
Attorney: “You are absolutely certain that [victim] is dead?”
Coroner: “Yes.”
Attorney: “Were you there at the time of death?”
Coroner: “No.”
Attorney: “Then how can you be sure they’re dead?”
Coroner: “Well, their brain is sitting in a jar on my desk, but I suppose the rest of them could be out practicing law somewhere.”