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cm0002@lemmings.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

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cm0002@lemmings.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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    Fuck, I’d settle for a printer that just did its job

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      Then buy Brother or pay the difference with your misery.

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      And I’d settle for winning the lottery but that ain’t happening either

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      tbh seems a little unsafe, blowjob from your printer

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        clamps shut on dick

        Error: cannot release penis. Out of cyan.

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        Error: Non-HP Chip Detected. The lube cartridge may be a counterfeit or is not comparable with this printer. Place replace with an HP certified cartridge.

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