i wish people would only take dark mode screenshots of Twitter. Or just provide the text.
Always interested in the latest food chemistry trends, but these things aren’t cheap.
I always laugh seeing how much they shrink the packaging every year. Some of these packs have like 10 Oreos in them.
I know, and I hate it to the core, but I have considered that they might actually be inadvertently helping humanity (at least in the US).
WE DONE DID. THE GOOD COOKIE. THAT EVERYBODY LIKE. AND NOW, WE GET TO GO HOME
Thank you so much for validating my brain rot. This was my immediate thought as well.
Marketing: “…Labor day oreos, arbor day oreos, made with real wood”
CEO: <insensate screaming>
Going to leave this here: Oreo CEO: Stop making new oreos
My first thought
Honestly I’m on board with a lot of the wacky Oreos I don’t mind them
Delicious! They taste like chocolate cinnamon rolls.
Wholesome
“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”
We done made the good cookie that everybody like, and now we get to go home!
Oh Brennan…sure going to miss that guy.
At least now I’ll be able to outfit my current American Girl dolls with some proper shoes instead of the current garbage out there.
I didn’t know which ones were real, so here’s the list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oreo_varieties
It looks like it might be an incomplete list, sakura oreos weren’t mentioned and I’m pretty sure the funeral cookies were real too.
https://www.tastingtable.com/1847560/best-discontinued-oreo-flavors/
???
I thought they were a joke and made up???
They’re real??? Android Oreo is real???
Is this a good place to dump some Selena Gomez shit talk?
Regarding Oreos, yes they’re insane constantly coming out with new flavors & sponsorships & brand deals even though it’s all just fucking oreos, minus some noticable ounces & grams because of shrinkflation.
Regarding Selena & Oreos, Oreos are not healthy, and they’re fattening though understandably delicious & addictive for those who are prone to such victual indulgences. And Selena has unapologetically mentioned that she does enjoy such foods. So let’s take note of her weight fluctuation after her music career was interrupted by lupus and surgery etc. no shade, it’s just part of being human. Oreos delicious. Selena Gomez approved her name & likeness plastered onto every Oreo package 🙄
But I suspect she has recently discovered Ozempic because…
She has thinned-up quite beautifully again after chubbing up a bit the last few years.
And falling in love with that blobby greasy slimy oily hairy monkey (who feeds her Taco Bell romantic picnics 🤢) who she apparently married just two days ago weekend of September 27th.
I am so nauseated by who she chose to marry.
But millionaires are free to do whatever they want so who am I to judge when I’m working me arse off and living paycheck-to-paycheck.
Her personality & public relations skills are top notch & she’s so pleasant to look at & listen to except
recently the past few months or year her speech has become slow & slurred which is strange.
Slow slurred speech seems like medication side effects. But she’s made no public acknowledgment about that because it’s none of our business, she doesn’t owe us in-depth details of every little thing but celebrities with excellent PR skills are such mysteries to us. She told us about her lupus and she told us about her kidney transplant but other obvious things she says nothing about and is so mysterious.
I’ve never seen her TV show /Steve Martin / Martin Short /something something Murder Building, so I wonder if her speech is slow & slurred when she’s acting in that role too? I’m guessing probably not because that would not be a good look. So whatever medication she’s on that’s causing her red carpet interviews & her talk show interviews to give her such a slurred speech is a bit strange.
Perhaps she’s slowing down especially now that she married a big fat greasy slimy man, let’s hope his mindset & lifestyle & phenotype aren’t contagious.
So her life goes on and I should focus on my own life. I’m doing fine I just wish I earned more money but if I did I would probably do crazy things like buy a huge mansion then complain that I’m lonely because money can’t fix my personality or bipolar disorder or buy friends.
/ManicStreamOfConsciousness
Da fuck
Hey, I thought that comment was a work of art 😆 I’m leaving it.
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Sounds like you have a bit of celeb obsession going on. If someone posts a meme about Oreos and your first reaction is to type up paragraphs about a celeb, including multiple details around their personal lives…yeah, idk, maybe do some self reflection. Everyone has hobbies, I get it, but at the same time you really shouldn’t give a shit. At all. Far more interesting things in the world that would be well worth your time over a celeb.
Jump to conclusions & make assumptions much? I’m an acrobat in Santa Monica california. I have an amazing life. I just watch YouTube a lot in my recovery time and Selena Gomez is adorable :-)
This is me and I assure you I don’t need advice regarding what I do with my mind & free time 😆
I want a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina flavored Oreo.
“Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?”
“Rainbow…”
“Ooohhhh yum gimme”
“…trout.”
I’m thinking you probably don’t
It sounds way too goopy tbh
…you say that like it’s a bad thing.
You don’t know me I have like fifty vagandles.
Username checks out 🤢
Would the taste testers be able to compare it to the real thing?
!What do Selena Gomez-flavored Oreos even taste like?
Cinnamon
Why do I feel that that’s somehow both wrong and boring?
Cinnamon hot chocolate is a very common thing in Mexico. I drank a lot of Ibarra as a kid.
Mexico has some good hot chocolate, and that seems odd to me, but I guess its not different then here in Canada we have good ice cream.
Chocolate literally originates in Mexico so it shouldnt be a surprise
Seems like most good food comes from Mexico
it creates the chocolate cinnamon flavor popular in mexico
It is popular in all places that have good taste, Still don’t see why they need to put a celebs name on it.
Marketing
Appeal to authority/celebrity still works I guess
Possibly unpopular opinion but I like them. The boxes are only half cinnamon, the other half is regular.
If they came all cinnamon - it would too much
Oh cinnamon is great, no need to paste a face on it
Horchata
Pork?
That would be the Filipino Oreo
Hey are there any straight guys here, who can answer, does this lady look compelling? Her eyes look like she needs an epi-pen 5 minutes ago, her grimacing-smile looks like someone is holding Natalie Portman hostage, and those photoshopped hands look like she’s being operated by Jim Henson. I don’t get how we like this now.
At least some of it is probably related to her medical condition and the treatment she’s received for it. Gomez has lupus.
Ehhh… the makeup is significantly overdone for my personal tastes, but she’s not unattractive by any means. I think you’re being quite a bit too harsh on her smile. But it is a bit of an awkward picture generally, and it also isn’t one that’s really trying to present her as being as attractive possible. She had probably just been stuck doing the shoot for long enough for everything to start to feel forced and unnatural
She looks off putting. I dont really care either way, but I think thats what the other poster is saying. Like she seems tired or annoyed, upset in someway.
I mean, maybe she is. I probably would be if I was trying to market me-branded oreos, at least until I looked at my bank account
Ah well, at least they are vegan. Could be worse.
Same thoughts here
really good, tastes like cinimon roll skeet
Skeet skeet skeet motherf*cker
At my office, we’ve been trying every varietal that Oreo has released and we’ve been tracking our thoughts on them in a spreadsheet. Tbh, there’s been some pretty vile ones, like the Coca-Cola Oreos and the Sour Patch Kids Oreos, but every now and again they do actually drop a banger like the Blueberry Pie Oreos.
Lemon thin Oreos are bussin
I find that the freaky Oreo varieties taste great with the first one, but the more you eat the weirder they seem, until by the end of the bag they’re certified nightmare fuel. The Apple Pie a la Mode variety is exactly like this. TBF sometimes I eat the entire bag in 10 minutes, so that might be part of the problem.
Apple Pie especially was bad for this, the first one was like “wow they nailed that!” and then 2-24 were like “what the fuck is this now”
As boring as it may seem, this is what our data shows as well. The average varietal is worse than a standard oreo, often because you start to get sick of the flavor. Meanwhile, the current highest rated Oreo is the Oreo Loaded, which I can best describe as an Oreo flavored Oreo. turns out classic Oreo is just hard to beat.
Its the same with the special edition Pop-Tarts. The first Eggo or Apple Jacks bite is amazing! Then you get halfway through the box, and you start tasting an artificial chemical after-taste. By the end, you’re trying to offload the last toxic tart on to an unsuspecting coworker…
I tried the swedish fish Oreo once and can accurately say they are an offense to God and man.
Lemon Oreos are dangerously good.
And they say WFH increases productivity.
Coke Oreos were best Oreos. I also loved Oreo Coke.
I like gumming coke mixed with Oreo crumble
