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minus-squareilinamorato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up91arrow-down1·3 个月前They don’t even need to go that far. Windows has so many problems all the time, they just have to pick one and attribute this response to it.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·3 个月前Why stop at just one? Someday soon I’m sure they’ll gleefully tell you that Windows couldn’t format your USB thumb drive, so they reset your browser.
minus-squareilinamorato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·3 个月前“Oops, couldn’t find that file! Better reset your browser. Actually I’ll just go ahead and turn Windows Recall back on, too. Better get your OneDrive trial started also, I know you wanted that…”
minus-squarepewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 个月前make sure to encrypt your drive so only we can spy on you, not scary people who steal your computer!
They don’t even need to go that far. Windows has so many problems all the time, they just have to pick one and attribute this response to it.
Why stop at just one? Someday soon I’m sure they’ll gleefully tell you that Windows couldn’t format your USB thumb drive, so they reset your browser.
“Oops, couldn’t find that file! Better reset your browser. Actually I’ll just go ahead and turn Windows Recall back on, too. Better get your OneDrive trial started also, I know you wanted that…”
make sure to encrypt your drive so only we can spy on you, not scary people who steal your computer!