over_clox@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 27 days agoWhat is the magic diet for no-wipe poops?message-squaremessage-square106fedilinkarrow-up1124arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1120arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the magic diet for no-wipe poops?over_clox@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 27 days agomessage-square106fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·27 days agoLots of alcohol. I’ve met guys who haven’t had a solid shit in years.
minus-squareFeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-227 days agoBut wouldn’t you need an extremely solid poop to not have to wipe? I know alcoholics and I know they’re making splatter in the toilet. No way in hell you don’t have to wipe after that.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·27 days agoThere’s no way you can obtain wipelessness without some technique! Get a forceful stream so it doesn’t dribble down ya, but not so forceful that it bounces back.
minus-squaremrgoosmoos@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·27 days agonah there’s a special zone where it doesn’t splash back nor leave any but the smallest of traces on your anus
Lots of alcohol. I’ve met guys who haven’t had a solid shit in years.
But wouldn’t you need an extremely solid poop to not have to wipe? I know alcoholics and I know they’re making splatter in the toilet. No way in hell you don’t have to wipe after that.
There’s no way you can obtain wipelessness without some technique!
Get a forceful stream so it doesn’t dribble down ya, but not so forceful that it bounces back.
nah there’s a special zone where it doesn’t splash back nor leave any but the smallest of traces on your anus