For real. Everytime I get in the shower I end up having to point the showerhead away and cower from the cold water and I could have just turned it on first?

  • Ethalis@jlai.lu
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    4 days ago

    Yeah, shower sex might be one of the most overrated things I know. It always feels like a good idea at first and then you quickly realize that the logistics of it are hell

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      3 days ago

      I think people set the bar too high for shower sex - and, generally, for sex in weird locations.

      It’s not about having a mind-blowing orgasm, or even about climaxing. It’s about the sensuality. Your body slick with soap and water, grinding against your lover. Soaping each other up, rubbing against one another, giggling and groping.

      Stop trying to finish your business on porcelain - you’ll hurt yourself! Retire to the bedroom and finish properly!

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        2 days ago

        The best is when you have sex, then take a shower together. Washing each other is a big turn on for us and we end up just having a quickie in the shower. Since we are already there cleanup is a snap. Then you can relax all clean and satisfied.

        I guess we are just the perfect height for doing it because ‘logistics’ is never an issue.

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      4 days ago

      It’s not the first time I’ve heard this opinion. But I can’t say I agree. I like shower sex.