I mean, the flying cockroach might as well have been a raging elephant.

Tbf, might be a wasp or hornet. Those flying terrorists have the evil of a thousand nazis concentrated within their tiny bodies.

I almost crashed today because a spotted lantern fly sneak-attacked me. That thing was a prick.

Dude we’ve got horseflies around here the size of a quarter with these big nasty green eyes. They bite and their saliva burns with the heat of a thousand suns.

Keep that shit away from me.

Ahah! laugh in black widow

When the cicadas were here my 8 year old just constantly freaked out. They’re everywhere so it was all the time freakouts.

I forced her to hold one and she was fine for the rest of the summer

Other times I tell them their mouths are so small it’s impossible to break your skin so what are you worried about?