ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoWhat's the Standard Operating Procedure for if someone steals your phone while you were using it and its unlocked?message-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the Standard Operating Procedure for if someone steals your phone while you were using it and its unlocked?ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square29fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEp1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoUsing a gun to protect property usually lands you in jail on felony charges. That’s why you gotta shout “he’s coming right for us!” before you drop the thief.
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoNo, you have to yell “drop your weapon” and shoot 50 times Works best if you are a conservative rich white man, and if you’re a cop, its guaranteed to work 99.99% of the time.
Using a gun to protect property usually lands you in jail on felony charges. That’s why you gotta shout “he’s coming right for us!” before you drop the thief.
No, you have to yell “drop your weapon” and shoot 50 times
Works best if you are a conservative rich white man, and if you’re a cop, its guaranteed to work 99.99% of the time.