I can do you one better with a Tampermonkey script that will replace every reference to his name on every webpage to either “the biggest twat on the planet” or “this dipshit”, depending on which works better syntactically.
// ==UserScript==// @name Text Replace// @version 0.1// @description Text Replace// @author SiameseDream// @include *// @grant none// @namespace beepboop// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
'use strict';
var replaceArry = [
[/ Elon Musk/gi,' the biggest twat on the planet'],
[/Elon Musk/gi,'The biggest twat on the planet'],
[/ Mr. Musk/gi,' this dipshit'],
[/ Musk/gi,' this dipshit'],
[/Mr. Musk/gi,'This dipshit'],
[/Musk/gi,'This dipshit'],
// etc.
];
var numTerms = replaceArry.length;
var txtWalker = document.createTreeWalker (
document.body,
NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT,
{ acceptNode: function (node) {
//-- Skip whitespace-only nodesif (node.nodeValue.trim() )
returnNodeFilter.FILTER_ACCEPT;
returnNodeFilter.FILTER_SKIP;
}
},
false
);
var txtNode = null;
while (txtNode = txtWalker.nextNode () ) {
var oldTxt = txtNode.nodeValue;
for (var J = 0; J < numTerms; J++) {
oldTxt = oldTxt.replace (replaceArry[J][0], replaceArry[J][1]);
}
txtNode.nodeValue = oldTxt;
}
})();
Someone please make a lemmy client with a word filtering option so I can stop hearing about elmo
I can do you one better with a Tampermonkey script that will replace every reference to his name on every webpage to either “the biggest twat on the planet” or “this dipshit”, depending on which works better syntactically.
// ==UserScript== // @name Text Replace // @version 0.1 // @description Text Replace // @author SiameseDream // @include * // @grant none // @namespace beepboop // ==/UserScript== (function() { 'use strict'; var replaceArry = [ [/ Elon Musk/gi,' the biggest twat on the planet'], [/Elon Musk/gi,'The biggest twat on the planet'], [/ Mr. Musk/gi,' this dipshit'], [/ Musk/gi,' this dipshit'], [/Mr. Musk/gi,'This dipshit'], [/Musk/gi,'This dipshit'], // etc. ]; var numTerms = replaceArry.length; var txtWalker = document.createTreeWalker ( document.body, NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT, { acceptNode: function (node) { //-- Skip whitespace-only nodes if (node.nodeValue.trim() ) return NodeFilter.FILTER_ACCEPT; return NodeFilter.FILTER_SKIP; } }, false ); var txtNode = null; while (txtNode = txtWalker.nextNode () ) { var oldTxt = txtNode.nodeValue; for (var J = 0; J < numTerms; J++) { oldTxt = oldTxt.replace (replaceArry[J][0], replaceArry[J][1]); } txtNode.nodeValue = oldTxt; } })();
In practice it looks like this
Options that empower you:
… You are putting the responsibility on the victim?!
(/j)
Or just scroll past things you don’t want to read about? That is a very viable option.
Not viable when every single post is about him.
There’s plenty of communities on Lemmy that don’t discuss Elon at all. Curate your own homefeed
are there any communities that discuss technology advancements ? I can’t find any sub for technology enthusiasts.
edit: ah gotcha you’re just telling him to go away while trying to sound reasonable.